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New Suit for Bob Stoops of OU

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(@deral-of-lawton)
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It seems old Bob was at a garage sale in Norman and found some great looking wool material that he thought would make a great looking suit. So he bought it and took it to a tailor to have a suit made. The tailor tells Bob, "Coach there just isn't enough material here for a suit." Disappointed, Stoops visits every tailor in Norman only to hear the same response.

When November rolls around, Bob is in Stillwater for the big game and on a whim, he stops in a local tailor shop to ask about having the wool made into a suit. The tailor tells him, "no problem." Sure enough Bob comes back in a week and picks up his perfectly fitted suit. He asks the tailor, "How is it that every tailor in Norman said there wasn't enough material, but you were able to make a suit for me?"

To which the Stillwater tailor smugly replies, "Bob you have to remember that you aren't as big a man in Stillwater as you are in Norman!"

 
Posted : November 25, 2010 5:18 am
(@blakehuff)
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Pistol Pete the bow-legged clown

 
Posted : November 25, 2010 7:53 am
(@dave-karoly)
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There's an ad in the Wall Street Journal for a Hong Kong tailor. They have events in rented Hotel rooms where they measure you then go back to Hong Kong to make your suit for less than a typical mid-range off-the-rack suit.

This has nothing to do with your post but thought I would contribute it anyway.

 
Posted : November 25, 2010 7:53 am
(@roadhand)
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This doesnt either but I found it amusing (sorry Angel)

 
Posted : November 25, 2010 8:18 am
(@blakehuff)
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Roadie...

What did you think of that beatdown you took last week in the pickem?

 
Posted : November 25, 2010 8:53 am
(@roadhand)
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Roadie...

I'll let you know when the swelling goes down 🙁

The real question is, are you and DP playin y'alls heart or head this week?

Neither of you have a hair on your a$$ if y'all dont put your 10 spot on it 😛

 
Posted : November 25, 2010 9:02 am
(@blakehuff)
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Roadie...

I picked that one with my heart, but my head says confidence is less than 5.;-)

 
Posted : November 25, 2010 9:24 am
(@noodles)
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> This doesnt either but I found it amusing (sorry Angel)
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Ooohhh me likey!!! :clap: :good:

Here's a few images from my rat curio cabinet. This is just one shelf of four!!
I have been avoiding packing this thing up...but I gotta do it eventually. 😐

 
Posted : November 25, 2010 6:22 pm