Women should be all dressed in white, like all other domestic appliances.:u:
Oooooooooooo, that'll leave a mark that won't go away for awhile.
I may not be as smart as I aught but I'm not as dumb as I look. That will not be quoted by me in this lifetime I guarantee it.
That's a good one....
But the way I heard it was the child asked the Dad why brides wore white at weddings, to which the reply was "the standard color for household appliances was white".... more or less the same joke. But that is one I do not repeat in mixed gender company if I want to remain intact.
On the same order:
Always get a dish washer that knows how to cook and clean fish.
WB
The safer remark would be "Don't let the clothes fool you"
I thought he was going for the " Why is a bride smiling as she walks down the aisle? .............well never mind...........:-X
