John joined the Marines. He had to leave, less than a week after he married his beautiful new bride. He was on duty for a 6 month straight hitch, and then home.
He did his whole hitch, and as they docked the ship, just after a storm, his Commanding officer said: OK, you have been at sea for 6 months, however, NOBODY leaves this ship, until all here is cleaned up, and neat."
As soon as the boat docked, he run across the gangplank, was climbing the gate. The MP screamed SOLDIER, HALT.
John replied "Sir, No sir"
MP "Soldier, what is your problem?"
John: "Sir, My daddy is in hell, my momma is in heaven, and my wife is in Alabama. I am going to spend the night with ONE of them!"
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It's FRIDAY!
Nate
Baaaad joke.
If the SP (not an MP) had called him Soldier, there would have been no repartee. The ass whuppin would have commenced immediately. That was a Marine. Not a soldier.
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