Subject: Men Prefer Rifles Over Women, The Top Ten Reasons
Men Prefer Rifles Over Women, The Top Ten Reasons
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one Rifle at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's Rifle and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary Rifle doesn't mind if you keep another Rifle for a backup.
#6. Your Rifle will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A Rifle doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Rifles function normally every day of the month.
#3. A Rifle doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A Rifle doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a Rifle is favored over a woman:
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A RIFLE
Regards,
tdd
The way I heard it, you could get two .22s for a .44!:-)
If you keep a rifle oiled and polished, it will continue to look like the day you bought it.
Bad...just bad. Especially #1! Just use duct tape. 😉
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Noodles,
You weren't supposed to read this thread.
BTW, the way I heard it, it was a dog, not a rifle.
SJ
> Noodles,
>
> You weren't supposed to read this thread.
>
> BTW, the way I heard it, it was a dog, not a rifle.
>
> SJ
Noodles reads ALL threads. It's my job. Someone has to help Wendell! 😉
:angel: Angel
