March of Dimes

I hope this isn't considered inappropriate. If it is, please remove the post.

I have an arrest warrant for the March of Dimes charity event. I will be spending 1 hour in the "slammer" trying to raise my "bail". Bail has been set at $500.(They wanted me to commit to $1000)
I would like to announce to them that the entire bail was raised from land surveyors across the country and beyond.
I know times are tough for some of us, but I can't afford the full $500 and may make up the difference if it's not reached. You can donate online here:
http://jailandbail.marchofdimes.com/keith_luttrell
It is a secure site and for a good cause.

TIA
Keith Luttrell