Little Jonny's teacher told the class to draw a picture of a time in history. Little Johnny sat thinking. History was so old, what would he draw?
At the end of the day the teacher went around to each student and looked at their drawings and the teacher would then figure out what each drawing was. an 'A' was guarenteed, if you made a good drawing of a time history.
First to Betty's desk. A nice pyramid and the Sphynx. Teacher loved it and she got an 'A'
Next Joey, Tanks and planes. It was WWII. He too got an 'A'.
Next was little Johnny's desk. The teacher soemwhat dreaded the event but he was one of her students. She looked at his drawing and said, "What have you been doing all day? This is terrible! Unless you can explain this picture, you get an 'F'!
What the teacher saw was a cowboy with a big question mark drawn over his head, a cow with a halo around it's head with is it's front hooves drawn together as though it was praying, and a group of Indians that appeared to be tending a crop of some sort.
She asked, "What does this picture have to do with history Little Johnny?" She pulled her pen and grade book up to prepare to give Little Johnny another 'F'.
Little Johnny explained, "Teacher this is Custers last stand."
She started writing the 'F'. "HOW IS THIS CUSTERS LAST STAND LITTLE JOHNNY?!"
Little Johnny continued, "See" as he pointed to the cowboy, "That's General Custer. This is the last thing he thought before he died." Little Johnny pointed to the cow 'HOLY COW' then he pointed to the indians, 'WHERE'D ALL THOSE COTTON PICKEN INDIANS COME FROM?'
The teacher finished the 'F'.
I was reminded of this joke I heard as a kid because of 'Holy Cow'. I probably told it a little different than I heard it. It's been a while since I was a kid.
Any time Holy Cow is involved, things are going well. 😉
Sounds to me like he met the specifications.
The link between Custer and Sadam?
The both wondered where all those Tomahawks were coming from!
Teacher
Our teacher asked us to name our favorite animal.
I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she must have been wrong, everyone in the class laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am.
Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much. I do, too.
Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day my teacher asked me what my favorite “live” animal was.
I said chicken.
She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office again.
He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders. Guess where I am now......
> Any time Holy Cow is involved, things are going well. 😉
Little gloating there eh Cow??? 😉 :angel:
I don't get it, is it supposed to be funny?
