Commenting on attorneys in another thread made me think of this.
A guy walks into a brothel and the hostess greets him - Can I help you? The guy says "Yes, I am here to see Natalie." The hostess says "Natalie? She is very expensive at $1,000/hour. Perhaps you would like to see another of our girls." "Nope, it has to be Natalie. I don't care about the cost."
The hostess calls out Natalie and she explains the cost. They spend their hour together, the guy pays in cash and leaves.
The next afternoon he returns and asks for Natalie. The hostess is surprised, but calls Natalie out. When she sees the guy, she is surprised and says "You again? It's rare I get a return customer the next day. There are no discounts for that, just so you understand." The guy says "no problem, just like yesterday." An hour later he pays and leaves.
The next day he is back. The hostess doesn't even ask, just calls Natalie out. Natalie is shocked, but knows he is good for it. During their "session", Natalie says "you know, I have never had someone come back three days in a row. Where are you from?" He says "Pittsburgh." She says "Oh, I have a sister who lives in Pittsburgh." He says "I know. I am her attorney. Your mother died and your sister wanted me to deliver you this $3,000 from her estate."
