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 jud
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An elderly couple who were both widowed, had been going out with each other.
Urged on by friends, they decided it was time to get married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation
regarding how their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of
their physical relationship.

'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.

'I would like it infrequently' she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned
over towards her and whispered -

'Is that one word or two???

 
Posted : December 26, 2010 2:09 pm
(@darrell-andrews)
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🙂 😀 :clap: :{: :}: :good: :beer: :party:

 
Posted : December 26, 2010 3:28 pm
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A bit like being chaste or chased.

Don't. Stop. vs Don't stop.

 
Posted : December 26, 2010 6:34 pm
(@noodles)
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You guys... What am I gonna do with you?! 😉

 
Posted : December 27, 2010 1:09 am
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Whatta ya gonna do without us?

 
Posted : December 27, 2010 6:12 am
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> Whatta ya gonna do without us?

Cry. 🙁 :'(

You cannot leave!! I will gorilla glue your butt here! hehehe 😉

 
Posted : December 29, 2010 3:27 am