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I am writing to say
What an excellent product
You have.
I've used it all of my married life,
As my Mom always told me
It was the best.
Now that I am in my fifties
I find it even better!
In fact, about a month ago,
I spilled some red wine
On my new white blouse.
My inconsiderate and uncaring husband

Started to belittle

Me about how clumsy I was,
And generally started becoming
A pain in the neck.

One thing led to another and somehow

I ended up with his blood
On my new white blouse!
I grabbed my bottle
Of Tide with bleach alternative,
To my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!
In fact, the stains came out
So well the detectives
Who came by yesterday
Told me that the DNA tests
On my blouse were negative
And then my attorney called
And said that I was no longer considered a suspect in

The disappearance of my husband.

What a relief!
Going through menopause
Is bad enough
Without being a murder suspect!
I thank you, once again,
For having a great product.

Well, gotta go,
Have to write to
The Hefty bag people.

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Fable of the Porcupine

It was the coldest winter ever. Many animals died

because of the cold. The porcupines, realizing the

situation, decided to group together. This way,

they covered and protected themselves; but, the

quills of each one wounded their closest companions

even though they gave off heat to each other.

After awhile, they decided to distance themselves one
from the other and they began to die, alone and frozen.

So they had to make a choice: either accept the quills of

their companions or disappear from the Earth.

Wisely, they decided to go back to being together.

This way they learned to live with the little wounds

that were caused by the close relationship with

their companion, but the most important

part of it, was the heat that came from the

others. This way they were able to survive.

Therefore:

The best relationship is not the one that brings
together perfect people, but the best is

when each individual learns to live with

the imperfections of others and can admire

the other person's good qualities.

The Moral of the story!

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