Yep........sure did.
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I had a dream last night and I was in Cabelas buying a turkey fryer and sausage casings and jerky spices and I ran into The Vicar of Christ. I was so exited to meet His Holiness that I promptly challenged him to a round of golf and he got angry that a peon like me would dare challenge him and he indignantly accepted. So since I was in Cabelas I went and bought some golf clubs and then I woke up to take a piss.
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I've never played golf, not even a single hole.
Bad cider can do that to a guy.
Just A. Surveyor, post: 456692, member: 12855 wrote: Yep........sure did.
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I had a dream last night and I was in Cabelas buying a turkey fryer and sausage casings and jerky spices and I ran into The Vicar of Christ. I was so exited to meet His Holiness that I promptly challenged him to a round of golf and he got angry that a peon like me would dare challenge him and he indignantly accepted. So since I was in Cabelas I went and bought some golf clubs and then I woke up to take a piss.
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I've never played golf, not even a single hole.
You should have thought to piss before you passed out.
May be it was a conversion dream? Start eating fish on Fridays, and spend some time at the driving range.
I know several members of three unrelated Pope families. None are named Francis. None are Catholic. Don't think any are golfers.
Well the dream was just wierd. I very rarely ever remember dreams and I dont recall any previous one at all but for some reason this one is vivid and wierd.
Why would I have a dream of meeting Pope Francis at the Acworth Georgia Cabelas?
Are dreams always just freaky wierd?
Weird dream. I usually dream about being kidnapped by the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders to be their sex slave.:D
FL/GA PLS., post: 456844, member: 379 wrote: Weird dream. I usually dream about being kidnapped by the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders to be their sex slave.:D
That's called a fantasy.
FL/GA PLS., post: 456844, member: 379 wrote: Weird dream. I usually dream about being kidnapped by the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders to be their sex slave.:D
Cheerleader: " Slave...you clean the house and cook us dinner while we have sex"
FL/GA PLS: "Wait a minute, that's not how it happened in the dream"
With my luck the kidnapping would occur AFTER a change to an all male cheerleading squad.
James Fleming, post: 456851, member: 136 wrote: Cheerleader: " Slave...you clean the house and cook us dinner while we have sex"
FL/GA PLS: "Wait a minute, that's not how it happened in the dream"
LOL!!!!!
Maybe when someone gets done being butt-hurt, they??ll come back to the forum and give you an interpretation..../sarcasm off
Rankin_File, post: 456855, member: 101 wrote: Maybe when someone gets done being butt-hurt, they??ll come back to the forum and give you an interpretation..../sarcasm off
That's quite alright......I do not need the member you speak of pontificating & regaling me with his infinite wisdom on all matters great and small.
Just A. Surveyor, post: 456857, member: 12855 wrote: pontificating
I see what you did there 😉
James Fleming, post: 456859, member: 136 wrote: I see what you did there 😉
Glad you liked it & I didn't even have to put much thought into it nor ponder my belly button either.
Just A. Surveyor, post: 456857, member: 12855 wrote: the member you speak of pontificating
But do we know if the said member makes turkey sausage and plays golf?
Bill93, post: 456864, member: 87 wrote: But do we know if the said member makes turkey sausage and plays golf?
Not sure about the turkey sausage but as for golf, I have it on good authority that he does it the way Jethro Bodine played the game.
What it means is...you are NUTS!
[SARCASM]Did you simply wake up holding your putter praying for deep fried turkey?[/SARCASM]
A Harris, post: 456900, member: 81 wrote: Did you simply wake up holding your putter....
I think your confusing his dream about the Pope with FL/GA PLS's dream about the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders 😎
