How to guarantee significant rain will occur

First, have two nearby small cities decide that today is the Annual Official All-City Garage Sale Day.

Second have another nearby small city hold their Annual Festival including a parade and tons of other outdoor events.

Third, participate in said parade by driving this vehicle.

Have received nearly three inches of rain since 6:00 a.m.

Heading in soon to check out the band that was half set-up for an outdoor performance before deciding to move into the school gymnasium.