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Somehow three men ended up in a steel box that was sealed shut and left in the sun in Arizona in August for nearly a week.?ÿ The three men were a shop keeper from New York, a beachcomber from California and a Kansas wheat farmer.?ÿ When the box was opened, the New Yorker was shriveled and dead, the Californian was barely alive and the Kansas farmer appeared to be in normal health.?ÿ It was reported that the Kansan said, "Two more weeks like this and we'll be ready to start wheat harvest."

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Posted : August 7, 2022 7:58 am
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Posted : August 7, 2022 8:22 am
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Well, here ya go!

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Posted : August 7, 2022 5:29 pm
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Posted : August 7, 2022 6:03 pm
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Posted : August 7, 2022 6:05 pm
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I can't prove it, but, I'm pretty sure she was my Fifth Grade teacher, Mrs. Bullnettles.

 
Posted : August 7, 2022 6:08 pm
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Posted : August 7, 2022 6:11 pm
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Best movie summary ever:?ÿ Young girl transported to surreal landscape kills first person she sees and teams up with strangers to kill again.

 
Posted : August 7, 2022 6:17 pm
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Posted by: @holy-cow

I can't prove it, but, I'm pretty sure she was my Fifth Grade teacher, Mrs. Bullnettles.

Well, then she has an identical twin sister who is a flight attendant on JetBlue, I was hungover that morning (Tequila and Alcapulco Gold) but this is a pic of her, i think. ?????ÿ

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Posted : August 8, 2022 7:30 am
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Posted : August 8, 2022 8:59 am
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Yup, and I still have all my teeth and no tatoo's. ?????ÿ

 
Posted : August 8, 2022 11:01 am