My Goldfish Died
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the rosy-cheeked youngster was up to, he politely asked, ??What are you up to there, Tim??
??My goldfish died,? replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, ??and I??ve just buried him.?
The neighbor was concerned, ??That??s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn??t it??
Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, ??That??s because he??s inside your mean cat!?
A young man reported for his first day of work at a supermarket. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, ??Your first job will be to sweep out the warehouse.? ??But I??m a graduate,? the young man replied indignantly. ??Oh, I??m sorry. I didn??t know that,? said the manager. ??Here, give me the broom, I will show you how.?
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