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nate-the-surveyor
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A police recruit was asked during the exam,

'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?'

He answered, 'Call for backup.'

 
Posted : October 22, 2018 11:14 am
nate-the-surveyor
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At Sunday School they were teaching how God?ÿcreated everything, including human beings.

Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they?ÿtold him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.

Later in the week his mother noticed him lying?ÿdown as though he were ill, and she said, 'Johnny, what is the matter?'?ÿ

Little Johnny responded, 'I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife.'

 
Posted : October 22, 2018 11:19 am