This little old lady was walking down the street, dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.
One of the bags had ripped, and every once in a while a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
"Oh really? Darn!" said the little old lady, "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer."
Well now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no, Heavens no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the Golf Course. On golfing days, a lot of golfers come by, and occasionally they pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flowergarden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'Why not make the best of it?
So now, on bright sun shiny days, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time one of those guys sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'OK, buster! Give me $20, or off it comes.'"
"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well, you know", said the little old lady, "Not everybody pays"!
:-O :-$ 😛 Oh my...not what I expected! Especially that last sentence!!
[url=[URL= 
.html]
