I have a bunch, but the most recent episode involves an internet retailer which is very popular. A river in South America comes to mind. Two of the last five orders for electronics or cordless garden tools that have arrived were obviously ??tried out? sent back, repackaged and sent to unsuspecting fools like myself. There is no problem with returning the not new item, but it??s still a pain in the, well, you know. Is it just me?
Rant over, time for 3 fingers of prune juice???? ?????ÿ
3!?!?!?!?
A Rough night ahead!!!!
We have bidets.....(the $49 attach to the throne models) ?????ÿ
Here's some random stuff that may help the OP to un-focus.
Ok. I can confirm I am plugged into the Matrix. After reading the OP, I got hit with these on FB, which should help the OP to maintain his focus.
Git that crap outta my yard, buttwipe!
Had a forty year-old fellow helping sort and load some cattle this afternoon.?ÿ When we finished he was panting harder than what I was.?ÿ Maybe that's because he was directly behind and within striking distance of the hooves flashing towards him while I was somewhat safely at one side.?ÿ Made me feel sorta good.?ÿ We came out unscathed because we are terribly experienced with this sort of work.?ÿ Introduce someone who thinks hamburger comes from pigs (ham--hamburger, right?) and 911 should have been called ahead of time to reduce the bloodletting and colorful language.
