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(@holy-cow)
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Posted : July 30, 2016 4:42 am
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Posted : July 30, 2016 8:48 am
(@peter-ehlert)
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years ago, 1987 or so, I was nutty enough to take a job with a large CE firm... my task was to setup a Survey Department for the first time in the local office near my home.
Buy almost everything new, Pickup to plumbobs.
Lots of fun salesmen, a couple quotes from them... new to me at the time.

"How do you tell if a salesman is lying?
His lips are moving..."

"That would be VaporWare."
(software or hardware that has been advertised but is not yet available to buy, either because it is only a concept or because it is still being written or designed... and may not work at all)

 
Posted : July 30, 2016 8:58 am
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Humor to me are the ones parroting the work smart, not hard meme. It's been my experience they never really get past the quote. 🙂

 
Posted : July 30, 2016 9:11 am
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Peter Ehlert, post: 383393, member: 60 wrote: "How do you tell if a salesman is lying?
His lips are moving..."

A common joke amongst those of us in the industry in the '90s-

"What's the difference between a GPS salesman and a used car salesman?"
"The used car salesman knows when he's lying to you"

 
Posted : August 1, 2016 4:52 am