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That one meme gives new meaning to "Mad Cows". ??????
@noodles?ÿ
You may rest assured that I am an expert on mad cows............and bulls and steers and heifers and freemartins.?ÿ Baby calves can knock you on your gluteus maximus, too.
No, no, no.?ÿ Newborn (baby) calves can knock you on your butt.?ÿ They are calves for many months before being considered yearlings (heifer, bull, steer). A day old calf in a frollicking mood can butt you in the calf area of one or both legs with a surprising wallop.
One should always be wary of bottle-raised calves.?ÿ The bottle is held just below waist level to resemble the approximate location of where teats on a cow's udder would be.?ÿ Calves learn from day one that butting the udder may increase the milk flow.?ÿ They assume the same theory will work on a bottle full of milk, where the other end of the bottle may be near a sensitive area of the bottle holder.
