A man wakes up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on his roof.
So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers."
He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
"What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks.
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat.
When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go.
The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, --- shoot the dog ".
:good:
And then there was the one about catching a bear using an ash-lined pit and a can of peas... "when the bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole...."
*rimshot*
Good one RADU.... Been a while since I heard that one.
Nine bear encounters since Friday, and I wasn't even trying or in what I would classify as "bear intense" areas.... Yahoo none today (so far)
Northern, your supposed to get them to chase you back to camp, as you hurry through, tell your camp tender to take care of this one, I'll go get another.
jud
