Was watching Johnny Carson on a show from about 1990.?ÿ One guest was a comedienne.?ÿ She told the dumb joke of the day.
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See was talking about having sex.?ÿ She said it may seem incredible, but my parents are in their 50's and still having sex........................................
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because they want to have grandchildren.
Loved some of the stuff on Carson.?ÿ?ÿ
I think it was the golfer Jack Nicholas's wife that he had on his show as a guest one night.?ÿ She said she always kissed his balls for good luck before every tournament.
After a long pause Carson remarked that he bet that made Nicholas's putter stand up.
Good stuff at the time.
Jack Palance was on the same show.?ÿ He was talking about his ranch 120 miles from Burbank and all of the animals he had out there, besides 150 cows.?ÿ He even had a little animal graveyard for his favorites.?ÿ One of his favorites was Emily, the turkey.?ÿ She would follow him everywhere he went, including into the house and would set in his lap while he was in his rocking chair.?ÿ If he was smoking, she would try to peck it out of his hand.?ÿ Apparently she knew more about how dangerous they were for his health than he did.?ÿ Every morning she would come up and peck on a window until he would let her in the house.?ÿ His only regret was that failed at trying to housetrain her.?ÿ He admitted to having cried when Emily died. He had a large Shepherd that didn't know Emily was special.?ÿ Of all days, the massacre took place on Thanksgiving Day.
My email password was hacked again.
This will be the third time I will have to rename the cat.
Had the same problem with my mother's maiden name.
