To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..
And those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of $hiite..
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service
tdd
Haha gives me a great excuse to drink my bottle of fruity wine then!!! :clap: :sun:
In Vino Veritas
-- Pliny the Elder
(There is truth in wine)
Of course alcohol is the "poop" of yeast after it digests the sugars.
Since Wikipedia says:
The name bacterium was introduced ... by Christian Gottfried Ehrenberg in 1838
and Franklin died in 1790, obviously he did not say the last line.
You aren't thinking clearly. Too much wine?
