WICOE
(Women In Charge Of Everything)
Is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
ALL ARE WELCOME
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE;
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -
Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS;
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH;
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY
AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS;
BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES
& CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT;
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available
Brown noser. 🙂
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -
Open forum
I swear this one rings true.
I have been looking for weeks for an installation CD of a program I needed. I have searched for hours upon hours for that stinkin CD. I had came to the conlusion that it was gone forever. I called my wife several times and asked her, "are you SURE it's not at your house?" I was sure one of the kids must have walked off with it during a visit.
Well she came over a couple days ago, she wasn't hear FIVE MINUTES and she had found it for me. She has not lived here since JANUARY! HOW DOES SHE DO IT!!!!!
Does it sound like I need her back or does it sound like I need her back?:-)
a new CD is cheaper than a wife.
How Many CEUs Do We Get ?
This is relavent to surveying is it not, since it definitely has nothing to do ith "practice building" ?
Paul in P
lol!
If it wasn't for her I could have afforded to get a new one.:-)
I told her if I didn't find it, I was going to have to buy the program again. She asked how much it was going to cost, I told her. She was here in about 30 minutes and cd in hand 5 minutes after that. She doesn't like it when I talk about spending her money. We have a deal, I make the money she spends the money. 🙂
We are split but I give here 100% support. All rent, utilities, food, clothes, etc. Always have reckon I always will.
Oh you guys are funny...:-P
Hey I am one of those women that does NOT want to be in charge of everything. I'd go bananas!! I can relate, though, on the being able to find something within 5 minutes thing. Just ask Wendell. I can find a receipt, cancelled check, photo, etc...that he will look for hours for in 5 minutes or so...I think it is because women tend to be a bit more organized in those depts. than men. (No offense.)
Now take a mans "turf" like his office, game room, etc...and HE can find ANYTHING you ask in there in 5 minutes or less!! They keep their areas organized cause it's their "turf". Wendell was notorious for this at his office space in Tucson. I'd go in and it was always so clean and organized and I'd ask him why cant he do that at home and he'd say "Well this is work. It's different." Men!! Gotta love them. :love:
Speaking of remote controls, don't ever lose this one
Speaking of remote controls, don't ever lose this one
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And...where is the one for us women to use on the boys!! 😛
Speaking of remote controls, don't ever lose this one
Its a universal remote.
Just remember when a female uses it on the man, point the apple at the man.
Then press away. It's works perfect!
