Help! ?ÿWe have about a trillion whitetail deer in need of harvesting................immediately.
Small town newspapers report news overlooked in larger markets. ?ÿThis includes listing the sheriff's weekly report of their work. ?ÿAbout 90 percent of the listed work starts out with "A car-deer accident.........." ?ÿThe mighty hunters who are flooding our area right now are focused only on huge bucks with big racks. ?ÿWhat needs to happen is a requirement to harvest and prove such harvest of about ten does prior to being allowed to take one buck.
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This makes me long for the days of my youth as I had only seen four deer locally prior to my eighteenth birthday.
I feel compelled to correct you on one thing.
We don't harvest deer, we KILL & EAT THEM.
The environmental bunny hugging dogooders who think meat comes from the grocery store wrapped in cellophane where no animals were harmed began referring to the act of killing them as harvesting in some pearl clutching effort to avoid the reality that an animal was killed.
Now back on point.......what state are you in? If you are nearby I would be willing to come to your place and kill some deer.?ÿ
Cow, if I were you I WOULD NOT wear any of those silly reindeer antlers humanoids wear and stick on their cars this time of year.
"We don't harvest deer, we KILL & EAT THEM."
Ya really mean you 'Choot 'em an 'et em. don't you? 😉
The only side of SWMBO's car that hasn't been repaired due to to deer damage is the back side.?ÿ Last year she got a nice 8 point with the passenger side mirror.?ÿ As we have no freezer, we gave it to those less fortunate.
There are likely more deer than people in this county.
"We don't harvest deer, we KILL & EAT THEM."
Ya really mean you 'Choot 'em an 'et em. don't you? 😉
Naw man, I'm not a coon ass.
It is rare, but, I do occasionally attempt to be sensitive to the feelings of others.
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Funny story. ?ÿOn Tuesday morning each week a group of women gather at the local cafe to eat breakfast and socialize for an hour or two. ?ÿYou can hear the hens clucking from a block away. ?ÿEgg production is nonexistent as all in attendance are past THAT age. ?ÿLast week I stopped next ?ÿto a lady who is now an octogenarian. ?ÿShe was telling her friends about a visit she had with a new doctor while her children were in the room. ?ÿHe asked about her level of regular activity. ?ÿHer children assured him that she was very active. ?ÿOne announced, "Yesterday she killed a possum in her front yard."
That got her friends around the table asking questions. ?ÿShe told them she did the job with a hoe. ?ÿShe turned to me and asked me how I kill possums. ?ÿI told her, "Either with a rifle or by handing my wife a two by four." ?ÿ
"I told her, "Either with a rifle or by handing my wife a two by four." ?ÿ
Don't know where you is Dorothy, er Toto, damn I mean "Your Holiness", but down here in Wally World if a possum becomes a problem ya just go outside and give him/her(unless she has babies) a couple of whacks with a broom and they will move along. Works with SMALL Florida black bears too trying to knock over the garbage cans.
