This post constitutes official notice from the us down here that any pieces of the UARS satellite they may happen to land in your neighborhood is still the property of the U.S. Government so hands off until we come and retrieve it.
Best Regards,
A citizen of the latitudinally challenged elite.
Dear Mr. Karoly Esq.
Dear Sir-
Our locus in quo earnest satellite bits recovery team headed by the unfortunately not-so-often seen Scotty McPartridge ALS P.Eng. appears to be Focusing on confirming if rumo(u)rs are true that said wee flying beastie may have mowed down some sagebrush near Okotoks.
Please stand by for an up to date report on AFB sales from McMoundfinder Freres.
YOS
TNAI
With dispatches from the North Aboyne Reporter a Sine Qua Non exclusive
Dear Mr. Karoly Esq.
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