Occupy Herbstreit movement - Our 13 Demands:
1. Equal pay for all SEC Quarterbacks
2. Schools may only purchase Fair Trade Gatorade for use on sidelines
3. Guaranteed Bowl appearances regardless of won-loss record
4. Let the mascots unionize
5. All sidelines must be made Segway-accessible so Ralph Friedgen can return to coaching
6. One trillion dollars so the Big East can buy some new teams
7. Free nachos
8. Conferences with numbers in their name must have that many schools in them
9. Open border migration for all Texas high school athletes
10. Must see physical documentation of Dr. Lou’s Phd in Football philosophy
11. Notre Dame’s TV appearances must depend on whether they are a good team
12. Outlaw all strength of schedule reporting agencies (We allowed Boise State to make one demand)
13. Penn State must reveal its secret for keeping Joe Paterno alive
thanks- that's a hoot.:-)
6 and 8 could happen.
11 is special for some resaon. Hotlz keeps talking about them so they must be, but he is pretty much an idiot.And it matters not what the current team is as the time or their record. Sorta like the texas deal now.
13. Well then talk to Keith Richards. I think Keith and Joe are doing the same things.
> 13. Well then talk to Keith Richards. I think Keith and Joe are doing the same things.
Must be Fish Oil pills. A relative of mine takes them, and they make her fart so much!
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> 10. Must see physical documentation of Dr. Lou’s Phd in Football philosophy
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Is it just me or does Dr Lou annoy the bejesus out of you. I know the man has forgotten more about football than I will ever know but man, retire all ready.
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> 13. Well then talk to Keith Richards. I think Keith and Joe are doing the same things.
don't forget shane mac gowan, tom waits and marianne faithfull
