CLIFF and Marilyn

CLIFF was going to be married to Marilyn so his Father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, 'CLIFF, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.''

She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.'

I replied, 'Exactly.. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'

Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.
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'Hmmm,' said CLIFF. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

On his honeymoon, CLIFF took off his pants and said to MARILYN,'Here, try these on..!

She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'

CLIFF said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.
I don't want you to ever forget that.'

Then MARILYN,took off her panties and handed them to CLIFF.She said, 'Here, you try on mine !

CLIFF did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.'
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MARILYN said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will.'.....