Wow!?ÿ I must be he luckiest guy around today.?ÿ I try to empty my junk mail every day.?ÿ Opened it this morning to discover two items.?ÿ They were from different women at different email addresses.?ÿ Both were searching for someone who is great in bed.?ÿ What is totally amazing is that both messages started out with the following information:
My name is Diana.?ÿ I'm 24 years, light skin............
I wonder who has been using my computer without my knowledge.?ÿ Maybe it was the bug guy who shows up every other month.?ÿ I have not intentionally done anything to have two women named Diana and coincidentally both being 24 years old to contact me simply because I am a rock star in bed.
Sorry about that. I grabbed the wrong email template. I meant to send you the one about the $635,00 I need your help moving from my Nigerian bank before the government realizes my uncle-by-marriage died and left no will.
Hey Rockstar,
What's the difference between an extra large pepperoni pizza and a drummer?
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An extra large pepperoni pizza can feed a family of 4.......
Thank you?ÿ thank you......please remember to tip your servers and thanks again for coming out tonight....
