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(@noodles)
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Posted : October 16, 2020 9:42 am
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As a young child I wondered why one room of a house might be labeled the living room.?ÿ As opposed to what????ÿ The dying room?

In our old house the room that others might refer to as the living room was known as the front room.?ÿ The other options on the first floor were: the parents' bedroom, kitchen and back porch.?ÿ Pretty easy to figure out which room it had to be.

 
Posted : October 16, 2020 9:49 am
(@flga-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2)
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That dude wouldn't make it to my front door.......just sayin' ?????ÿ

 
Posted : October 16, 2020 9:51 am
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@holy-cow

I use to wonder the same thing. And I use to think there were bears in the "Den". ????

 
Posted : October 16, 2020 9:55 am
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@flga-2
And how are you going to stop him??? Do tell. ???? ???œ

 
Posted : October 17, 2020 10:24 am
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I don't know. But I suspect. 🙂

Thank you,

Nate

 
Posted : October 17, 2020 10:30 am
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Dang it, there goes my riddle to beat all riddles:

Q: When there is a zombie apocalypse, which is the safest room in the house?

A: See the OP.

So,:

Q: What is full of holes but can still hold water?

 
Posted : October 17, 2020 11:22 am
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@noodles

I'll fart in his general direction. ?????ÿ

 
Posted : October 17, 2020 11:34 am
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@richard-imrie

A creek or river has plenty of holes where the water is held.

A sieve can hold frozen water quite well.

I'm sure neither of those is the answer you were seeking, though.

 
Posted : October 17, 2020 12:33 pm
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@flga-2

He cant smell, though. Well, he IS the "Smell of Death" so maybe he can. ???œ ???œ ???œ

 
Posted : October 17, 2020 12:57 pm
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@holy-cow

Yep, not the answer.?ÿ

 
Posted : October 17, 2020 1:08 pm
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@richard-imrie

sponge - first grade riddle ?????ÿ

 
Posted : October 17, 2020 2:33 pm