Candidate for a Darwin Award

He certainly seems like the kind who could become a candidate, but no one is a candidate until they have removed themselves from the gene pool by stupid action.

"Glen Bonin needed 80 stitches in his hand after tempting fate by pulling the animal off road by its tail, after he and his buddies had blinded it by throwing their shirts over its eyes. The bite came shortly after one of the group kicked the alligator."

Heck, if somebody kicked me I'd bite them too! 😉