Stop me if you've heard it:
A blonde came in the auto garage and asked for a seven-hundred-ten knob.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten knob?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.' She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked ' Is there a 710 on this car?'
She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' ....
here's what she pointed to:
A classic, thanks for the morning chuckle!
She made an "ID 10 T" error. (write it out on a piece of paper w/ no spaces)
A guy gets on a bus with a pocket full of golf balls after a round of golf at his favorite country club.
He sits down next to a gorgeous blonde, and after a minute he realizes that she is looking quizzically at his pockets.
To help explain why his pockets look so strange, he leans over and says: "They're golf balls."
With a look of intense concentration, the blonde thinks this over for a moment and then asks:
"Does that hurt as bad as tennis elbow?"
On the radio we always refer to them as an "Ida-Delta-One-Zero-Tango".:-|
