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What do you call a deer with no eyes:
No eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes or no legs:
Still no eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no genitalia:
Still no f'n eye deer.

 
Posted : February 19, 2016 2:24 pm
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What kind of jokes do farmers tell:
Corny Jokes.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair:
Virgin Mobile

 
Posted : February 19, 2016 4:58 pm