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"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late. ~Jack Handey"
Posted : April 1, 2011 7:26 am
“I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.”
~Jack Handy
Posted : April 1, 2011 7:35 am
"I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you're in midair, you still hit those brakes."
— Jack Handey
Posted : April 1, 2011 8:24 am
