THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked this out on Snopes and it's for real! 😉 😀
AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: :beer:
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER!
4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
DAILY THOUGHT:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. :-O
Do not try #2 unless you are well over 5' tall.
huh huh,,, you said "#2"... heh hehh..
Beavis.
Don't try # 5 either, if you are not well over 5' tall!
(You might disappear!)
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Natester- You probably should not try #5 either if you are from Texas. Not much left when you clean all that out of them..
Hey!...It's almost time for football smack talk.
8) If you’re choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat.:-@
> Natester- You probably should not try #5 either if you are from Texas. Not much left when you clean all that out of them..
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> Hey!...It's almost time for football smack talk.
If you're from Oklahoma or anywhere else other than Texas and try #5, be sure to weigh yourself first so that the loved ones will know how much to dip out 🙂
Oh he with the funny toes says.
Avoid Item No. 2 by telling the female that you'll leave the seat down when you finish, and she needs to leave the seat up when she's done.
I never quite figured out why it's the male's responsibility only. Of course, like anything else, it's always the man's fault.
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie & wipe the seatie. 😉
> 8) If you’re choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat.:-@
I wonder if anyone would actually attempt to DO this?? :-O
