What was the telephone number, in the Garden of Eden?
Adam812
Why was Adam better off, in the Garden of Eden?
Because he did not have to hear his wife say: "But I don't have anything to wear..."
And, he never had to hear his wife talk about the other three guys, "The Guy I coulda married, The guy I shoulda married, and The guy I woulda married.
What Happened, in the Garden of Eden?
O, that's where the first woman, ate the first man, out of house and home.
What is one of the first things Adam and Eve did after they were
kicked out?
They raised a little Cain.
Why was the Garden of Eden so great?
Because, neither one had to put up with inlaws.....
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As Adam said to Eve when he first saw her, "Stand back! I don't know how big this thing is going to get!"
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?" God replied, "An arm and a leg." Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?" Of course the rest is history...
