A lawyer, a Rabbi, and a Hindu

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A lawyer, Rabbi and Hindu are travelling together through the country. Their Car broke down.
They stop at a farmhouse and ask to spend the night. The farmer says, ÛÏI have space for two of you in the house, one of you will have to sleep in the barn.Û
The Hindu offers to sleep in the barn. After a few minutes the Hindu comes back and says, ÛÏThere is a cow in the barn. Cows are sacred in my religion. I canÛªt sleep together with a cow.
The Rabbi offers to sleep in the barn. After a few minutes the rabbi comes back and says, ÛÏThere is a pig in the barn. Pigs are unclean in my religion. I canÛªt sleep together with a pig.
So, the lawyer goes to sleep in the barn. After a few minutes the pig and the cow knock on the doorÛ?.

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Posted : July 21, 2015 5:21 am