Two Aussies are adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions one of them finds an old lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie suddenly appears.
Seeing their dire situation, the genie figures he can get away with granting only one wish, and tells them so.
"Just one?" the lamp finder says.
"Just one," the genie confirms.
"I've always known what my one wish would be if I got it," the man says: "Turn the entire ocean into VB.
The genie claps his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turns into beer.
The genie disappears and only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull breaks the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.
The second Aussie turns to the first and says, "Nice going, mate! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat!"
A Joke for RADU ...Rich L ..tis a golden oldie..
RADU
A Joke for RADU ...Rich L ..tis a golden oldie..
That's what I figured.
With the internet, it's impossible to be the first to tell a joke anymore.
Is that VB any good?
When is your next appearance in the U S of A? I think I owe you one.
A Joke for RADU ...Rich L ..tis a golden oldie..
Will be there when I can find a big enough boat.......
Waiting for a conference invite.....
You should drop DU , via New Zealand.
Beds waiting for U and SWMBO..
RADU
NZ
> You should drop DU , via New Zealand.
I just watched The World’s Fastest Indian, a movie about Burt Munro and his Indian motorcycle from Invercargill, NZ. Great movie and a great story.
I’ve been negotiating with SWMBO for a while, now. If I can get her past some health issues, we may be on.
Tis a great true story movie
Fly air NZ from LA direct to NZ then stop over or then direct into Adelaide. 13 hours across pacific....
RADU
