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Surveying Like ******* Hay Haulers

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(@holy-cow)
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There were these two ******* brothers in Minnesota who decided to get rich quick by trucking hay from Minnesota to Arkansas. They bought the biggest truck they could get and loaded it with as many bales as possible for the long trip to Arkansas. After their third trip they sat down to review how they were doing. They had hauled 1875 bales purchased for $3.00 per bale to Arkansas where they sold them for $3.00 per bale. After discovering they were losing money, the smarter of the two ******* brothers suggested how they could become more profitable. They would buy a bigger truck. The other brother agreed.

Does this remind you of any other surveyors you know.....or does it describe your operation?

 
Posted : May 25, 2012 3:53 pm
(@snoop)
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hell no. if you aren't making money you need to LOWER your prices to attract more business. they teach that in Surv 101, right?

 
Posted : May 25, 2012 4:24 pm
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That would work if it were an electric truck.;-)

 
Posted : May 25, 2012 7:05 pm
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It's not what they charge, it's that they are paying too much for the hay

 
Posted : May 28, 2012 7:35 am