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(@stephen-ward)
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We should all be so lucky to meet an "Al" or to have the story telling skills of a Paden.

 
Posted : 30/03/2023 9:37 am
(@paden-cash)
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Wow.  I guess Al and I share more than a love of flying...I really don't remember posting that story.  But there it is, right down to the pop machine on the porch and the greasy fried chicken.  More concerning to me is that it's not in my "Paden" archives.  It is now thanks to whoever looked this up.

PS - I guess I better work a little quicker on my 'comprehensive' collection of stories before I either lose my memory or a sustainable pulse....  😉 

 
Posted : 30/03/2023 10:45 am
(@chris-bouffard)
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Great story, I really enjoyed it!

 
Posted : 30/03/2023 11:58 am
(@flga-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2)
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That was only one of Paden's many adventures. Some were more domestic and included a dishwasher.....

Sorry Uncle Paden, I just had to…..

This article brought back memories of an unfortunate incident you were involved in and showing it to SWMBO may alleviate any future “misunderstandings” after policing the estate for doggie nuggets. Have a pleasant weekend.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/real-life/article-11921923/Worst-hacks-2023-Boyfriend-puts-toilet-seat-dishwasher-clean-it.html

 
Posted : 31/03/2023 5:27 am
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That was only one of Paden's many adventures. Some were more domestic and included a dishwasher.....

Sorry Uncle Paden, I just had to…..

This article brought back memories of an unfortunate incident you were involved in and showing it to SWMBO may alleviate any future “misunderstandings” after policing the estate for doggie nuggets. Have a pleasant weekend.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/real-life/article-11921923/Worst-hacks-2023-Boyfriend-puts-toilet-seat-dishwasher-clean-it.html

 

I don't see the problem there.  That looks to me to be a genius idea.

 

 
Posted : 31/03/2023 5:40 am
(@dougie)
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GIF
 
Posted : 31/03/2023 7:22 am
(@dave-lindell)
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I'm still voting for the cheerleader story as the best one ever.

 
Posted : 31/03/2023 9:27 am
(@holy-cow)
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My alltime favorite is the Easter Sunday outdoor service that turned into pure hilarity..........from a distance, not if you were there.

 
Posted : 31/03/2023 9:40 am
(@jitterboogie)
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Wow another amazing story for the compendium!

Waiting for the full package of all the rest....I'll start lurking around the site to read more of these gems

Thank you for sharing Paden!!

 

 
Posted : 31/03/2023 3:05 pm
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I hope someone is keeping track of these stories because that old fart Paden can't remember half of 'em.  

 
Posted : 31/03/2023 4:08 pm
(@dave-lindell)
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@flga-2-2 : He's geting to be like me: old enough to hide his own Easter eggs.

 
Posted : 31/03/2023 4:16 pm
(@paden-cash)
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I don't see the problem there.  That looks to me to be a genius idea.

 

 

I wholeheartedly agree.  One would be amazed at how well those automatic dishwashers work..

 

 
Posted : 31/03/2023 9:15 pm
(@flga-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2)
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@flga-2-2 : He's geting to be like me: old enough to hide his own Easter eggs.

I've been able to do that for years. Im soon to be 73 and I call everyone "old fart's" especially when I am driving.  

 

 
Posted : 01/04/2023 5:05 am
(@holy-cow)
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If they are male they are "old codgers".

Which leads to the thought:  Is there such a thing as a young codger or a baby codger?

Based on the following dictionary information, calling them old is redundant.

codg·er
noun

DEROGATORYINFORMAL
  1. an elderly man, especially one who is old-fashioned or eccentric.
    "old codgers always harp on about yesteryear"
 
Posted : 01/04/2023 8:24 am
(@flga-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2)
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@holy-cow

Actually I was just adding to the conversation. You don't even want to hear what I call people of any age, color, race, or planet while driving on I-4 in downtown Orlando World. Plus Wendell would faint and then boot me off here. You'd like that, wouldn't you?  

 
Posted : 01/04/2023 8:48 am
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