One of these versions may be memorable
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1) Contributor: Heidi Stephens
Region: Cincinnati, OH
Rating: Very gross
Notes "This I do recall, and it's from so far back I can't even remember when."
"Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey feet
Chopped-up baby parakeet
French fried eyeball floating in a pool of blood
And I forgot my spoon!"
2) Contributor: Heidi Stephens
Region Cincinnati, OH
Rating Very gross
Notes Another variation.
"Great green gobs of grimy greasy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat, dirty little birdies' feet
Great green gobs of grimy greasy gopher guts
And I forgot my spoon!
So they gave me a ham sandwich with boogers on top
Monkey vomit and camel snot
Parakeet eye balls dipped in doo.
Yummy Yummy Yummy its good for you.
What for dinner? Horse manure
where'd you find it? In the sewer"
3) Contributor Shelly Morrison
Rating Feminist (and gross)
"Boys are made of greasy grimy gopher guts,
Chopped up parakeet, mutilated monkey meat,
French fried eyeballs rolling down a dirty street
Aren't you glad you brought your spoon?"
---OR---
"Aren't you glad you're not a boy?"
4) Contributor B Heisler
Region Humboldt Kansas back in the 80's
Rating Unpalatable
"Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts;
Chopped up parakeet, mutilated monkey meat;
Chinese eyeballs rolling down the dirty street;
All served up with one smashed coon;
And here I am, regretfully, without my plate and spoon."
5) Contributor Carol Johnson
Region Youngstown, Ohio
"Great big gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Little dirty birdie feet
French fried eye balls dipped in tomato sauce
That's what we eat at school"
6) Contributor Bill Russell
Region Riverside, California
Notes "In the early 1980's, this is the version I heard from my older brother and a couple of his friends at Community Church of Norco, Ca. As you can tell, it has obviously suffered from transmission, but, that is how I remember one of its verses. In fact, before I stumbled upon your site, I never knew this was a real song at all: I thought my brother had made it up!"
"Greasy grimy gopher guts
marinated monkey meat
vulture vomit at my feet
And I forgot my spoon!"
The Hokey Pokie
Mutilated monkey meat
Ok...Ok...ummm "young man", you win. ?????ÿ
Mutilated monkey meat
Ok...Ok...ummm "young man", you win. ?????ÿ
It's okay, he still has his Hula Hoop out in the shed too.
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