A side note about age related dementia:
I just read that Sofia Viagra is getting divorced.
I just thought I'd let all you guys know she's already spoken for...so stay away from her...
Now I'm wondering how to keep her in the house without my wife finding out.
@james-vianna I forgot. But can you pass the taters please. I know i have asked before.
@paden-cash wait i have a plan. I just need to remember the details. I will think of it sometime and get back to you.
I have already had discussions with Sofia about this. She informed me I must change my surname before she would consider possible nuptials. I said I didn't think she was pronouncing that word correctly. Normally an I follows the N and there are two Ps involved.
And that is how one makes butterscotch pie.
Now I'm wondering how to keep her in the house without my wife finding out.
I keep mine in the back yard in a shipping container.
That's too expensive. Just let their husbands pay all of their bills.
There is an old story, perhaps involving Jewish businessmen, but I will leave that part out as it would be too "something".
Morey and Sam were partners in a retail business. Every afternoon at 2:00 sharp Morey would leave the store for one hour. Over time, Sam couldn't help but wonder where Morey was going every day. One day he turned things over to one of the workers while Morey was gone as he realized he had left something at home that he needed at work. He goes home and discovers Morey's car in his driveway. He goes in the house and discovers Morey in bed with his wife. Sam says to Morey, "I have to, but, why would you want to?"
That's too expensive. Just let their husbands pay all of their bills.
There is an old story, perhaps involving Jewish businessmen, but I will leave that part out as it would be too "something".
Morey and Sam were partners in a retail business. Every afternoon at 2:00 sharp Morey would leave the store for one hour. Over time, Sam couldn't help but wonder where Morey was going every day. One day he turned things over to one of the workers while Morey was gone as he realized he had left something at home that he needed at work. He goes home and discovers Morey's car in his driveway. He goes in the house and discovers Morey in bed with his wife. Sam says to Morey, "I have to, but, why would you want to?"
OK, you've tickled my "old joke" gizzard...here goes:
Two guys work for a third guy shoveling gravel. Every day about 3PM the boss tells the two guys that he's going to office to clean up paperwork. And if he's not back by 5PM they can go ahead and quit without him.
This day was no different. At 3PM he told the crew to carry on and he left. One laborer quipped to the other, "He never comes back. We could quit now and he'd never know the difference!" So they quit early.
One went to the beer joint and the other went home. Wanting to surprise his wife he quietly sneaked in and peered through the bedroom door left ajar...only to see his wife in bed with his boss. He quietly slipped away unnoticed.
The next day the same thing happens. The boss leaves early. The guy that went to the beer joint said to the other, "You want to leave early again today?"
To which the other replied, "Hell no, yesterday I almost got caught!"
