This guy is thinking straight

Stopped in to see a buddy of mine.?ÿ He was sitting at the dining table with a glass full of beer in front of him.?ÿ He had a spoon in his hand that was used to feed the baby when it was just starting to it solid food.?ÿ I had to ask what was the deal with the spoon.?ÿ He told me, "The wife says we need to talk once I finish my beer."