Truly an unbelievably awesome retribution for anyone effected by people like this...
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Enjoy!
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Years ago I stayed with a couple of friends for a few weeks, and when I left they gave me a farewell card sealed in an envelope, with the instructions "Don't open it until you are on the plane". Dutifully I obeyed, opening it after the plane levelled off, when the reason for the instructions became clear - half a tonne of glitter fell out all over me, the seat and the isle. Ha ha. When the Qantas Aussie battle-axe stewardess spied it she stood next to me and glared down with a look that simply said "I'm going to enjoy squeezing the life out of you".
Years ago I stayed with a couple of friends for a few weeks, and when I left they gave me a farewell card sealed in an envelope, with the instructions "Don't open it until you are on the plane". Dutifully I obeyed, opening it after the plane levelled off, when the reason for the instructions became clear - half a tonne of glitter fell out all over me, the seat and the isle. Ha ha. When the Qantas Aussie battle-axe stewardess spied it she stood next to me and glared down with a look that simply said "I'm going to enjoy squeezing the life out of you".
Did she provide the real F$rt spray or was it provided by you when she squeezed the life out of you....?ÿ 😉 ?ÿ
Looking for fart spray now.
Not surprisingly, it appears to be readily available. Just change the label to something like "Eau des Baux" and it could be the modern day glitter card.
