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(@flga-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2)
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Just some stuff stolen from God knows where during the past week... ?????ÿ

bar jole
asswhippin
motorcycle
shopping
monopoly
kittyfleas
headlights
 
Posted : August 16, 2020 5:28 am
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could not read the diary story, blurred text when I zoom in.

totally agree on the shopping diagram! But Coronna regulation here in Belgium only allows 1 shopper in the store per family. Great rule!

chr.

 
Posted : August 16, 2020 5:41 am
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Her diary:

Tonight I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner I was shopping with my friends all day long and thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but didn't say much I asked him what was wrong; He said ƒ??nothingƒ?. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior and don't know why he didn't say I love you too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him completely and he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do I'm almost sure his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

His diary:

Motorcycle won't start can't figure out why

 
Posted : August 16, 2020 6:52 am
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The woman's entry in her diary is a long questioning of why her husband is distant and ignoring her.?ÿ His entry in his diary is,"Motorcycle won't start.?ÿ I wonder why."

The one on Monopoly looks like the few times I did not win.

The shopping diagram is sooooooo me.?ÿ Typical trip to the nearest Dollar General store goes like this.?ÿ Walk north through entrance and grab cart.?ÿ Immediately turn to right and go to far east aisle.?ÿ Take it to northeast corner of store.?ÿ Go west along north aisle about three aisles and head south to center crossing aisle.?ÿ Turn west to far west aisle.?ÿ Follow it to southwest corner of store and roll up to the checkout.?ÿ Hand thenm $100 bill.?ÿ Get back a five and a couple of ones plus some odd change.?ÿ Head east to exit door and turn south to exit building.?ÿ Done.

 
Posted : August 16, 2020 6:54 am
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Thatƒ??s exactly why I have done the grocery shopping for the past 25 years. I can accomplish in 15 min what takes SWMBO a half oƒ?? day. Monopoly is my eldest sons undoing. Blatantly cheats, steals money from the bank, refuses to go to jail unless represented by an Attorney, and has an adult temper tantrum IF he looses. He usually doesnƒ??t. ?????ÿ

 
Posted : August 16, 2020 7:41 am
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I don't know.

That's the answer to "What does 'thenm' mean?"?ÿ Maybe it rhymes with denim.?ÿ Maybe it doesn't.

 
Posted : August 16, 2020 8:57 am
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Woman must carefully examine label on every product in the entire store. Some sort of mysterious algorithm goes into selecting which exact tub of sour cream.

 
Posted : August 16, 2020 11:55 am
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@dave-karoly

Not just sour cream... ???? ????

 
Posted : August 19, 2020 11:35 pm
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Not even the specific brand, model, and size, once those are selected then there is the process of selecting 1 from the 6 on the shelf that meet the specifications.

 
Posted : August 20, 2020 6:02 am
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Okay I have good news and bad news.

First the good news...

We are back to highs in the 90s/lows in the 60s.?ÿ I just went outside, it's the first time I've felt cold outside in three weeks.

Bad news...

very smokey out there, can't open the windows 🙁

It is helpful, though, to have the house cool down.?ÿ The little A/C has finally got it down to 77 in the living room.?ÿ Two days ago we were happy with 83 and ecstatic with 81.

It took 5 days for the little A/C running all day to cool the interior concrete walls enough so that we could get the entire downstairs down to a reasonable range.?ÿ It's not cold but 85 in the furthest corner of the office beats the heck out of 95.

 
Posted : August 20, 2020 6:04 am
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@holy-cow

How do you spend $90 at Dollar General?

 
Posted : August 20, 2020 1:19 pm
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Well, you start with about $48 of cat food.?ÿ Add in milk, soda pop, TP, shampoo, mouthwash and a couple of bottles of vitamins.?ÿ Try to buy almost all other grocery store items across the street at the real?ÿ mom and pop grocery store.?ÿ We haven't set foot in a Walmart or equivalent in over 15 years, so put us down for $000 of shopping in such places.

 
Posted : August 20, 2020 1:28 pm
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@christ-lambrecht click on the picture and it will open up in another screen and is readable. Some photos will not do that, check to see if your cursor is a hand (open in another view) or your regular pointer.

 
Posted : August 20, 2020 2:15 pm
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@dave-karoly

You are correct. It doesn't help that every time we go to the store, there's a new size, shape, product, etc... to help or replace the old product we women were looking for. I would have never found out about my mini saltine crackers otherwise! ????

 
Posted : August 20, 2020 3:34 pm
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@a-harris

Thank you very much for the tip!

Did not know dit also works on the Ipad, I need to tap instead of zooming 😉

 
Posted : August 20, 2020 10:12 pm