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Two Mexicans are on a bicycle about 15 miles outside of Tucson, Arizona.
One of the bike's tires goes flat and they start hitching a lift back into
town.
A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help, and the Mexicans ask him
for a ride. He tells them he has no room in the trailer as he is carrying
20,000 bowling balls. The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage
to fit into the back with their bike, will he take them back into town and
he agrees.
They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back and the
driver shuts the doors and gets on his way.
By this time he is really late and so puts the hammer down and sure
enough, a blonde cop pulls him over for speeding. The lady officer asks the driver
what he is carrying, To which the driver jokingly replies "Mexican eggs."
The Blonde Lady Cop obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look
in the trailer. She opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it.
She gets on her radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers
as possible plus the Swat Team. The dispatcher asks what emergency she has
that require so many officers.
"I've got a Tractor-Trailer stopped with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it. Two
have hatched and they've already managed to steal a bicycle.
=TDD
LOL! BWAWAHWAHWAH!////
Best 'blonde' joke I've heard in a minute!
Thanks for sharing that one, Teddster.
That's really bad, but ....
both my wife and I laughed out loud!
Let's see, that one made fun of cops, blondes, and Mexican's. 3 in one. Can anyone top that with 4 or more?
That's really bad, but ....
TDD is just picking on where Wendell and I use to live. (15 miles outside of Tucson.) Dang, TDD how'd you find out bout the "eggs"?? LOL!! That was pretty funny...:-P
That's really bad, but ....
There's an old story involving a farmer, city kids, pumpkins growing behind the barn, jack rabbits and mules. The city kids want to know what the pumpkins are. The farmer says they are mule eggs. To prove it he tosses a pumpkin into a bunch of grass behind the barn where he knows some jack rabbits hang out. When the jack rabbits leap out of the tall grass and run away, the farmer announces that now he'll have to chase them down.
A Swede was walking down the street ...
A Swede was walking down the street with a duck under his arm.
- "Where did you find that monkey?" asked the Norwegian.
- "It happens to be a duck." claimed the Swede.
- "Shut up, Swede! I am talking to the duck."
A Swede was hired to paint the line ...
A Swedish road-worker was hired to paint the line that goes down the center of the road. The first day he managed to paint 2 kilometers, and his boss was very pleased. The next day he only painted 200 meters, but his boss thought that he'd probably started off too hard on the first day. But on the third day he was only able to paint 20 meters. The boss called him into the office and demanded an explanation. "Well, you see it's getting so darn far to walk all the way to the paint bucket," the Swede explained.
A Swede was building a house ...
Then there's the story about the Swede who was building a house. One of his friends came by and asked why the heck he threw away every second nail? "They have the nail-head in the wrong end", the man replied. His friend became furious with him and shouted, "How stupid can you get? Don't you realize that those nails were made to be used on the other side of the house???"
But how many does it take to grease a combine?
"Hey Sven, how many Swedes does it take to grease a combine?"
"I don't know, Ole."
"Only two, if you run them through real slow."
But how many does it take to grease a combine?
I HEARD ONE OF THOSE AN AN AGGIE JOKE BUT YOU COULD INSERT ANY ONE....
VERY FUNNY THANKS
The funniest ethnic joke I've heard ...
This guy was always telling Norwegian jokes, but his friends started to get Politically Correct and told him he couldn't do that any more. So he went and researched a lot of history and found an ethnic group that wasn't around any more, the Hittites of biblical times.
The next day he met a friend and started out "There were these two Hittites, Sven and Ole ...
> The funniest ethnic joke I've heard ...
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> This guy was always telling Norwegian jokes, but his friends started to get Politically Correct and told him he couldn't do that any more. So he went and researched a lot of history and found an ethnic group that wasn't around any more, the Hittites of biblical times.
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> The next day he met a friend and started out "There were these two Hittites, Sven and Ole ...
That's funny!
N
There's an ancient joke from the days when you could simply check Republican or Democrat on the ballot and thus vote a straight party ticket. There's a heated debate with one fellow trying to get the other fellow to switch parties. This leads to the one stating his father, grandfather and great grandfather had all been (one or the other party), therefore he was a (one or the other party). His debater then suggested that if this fellow's father, grandfather and great grandfather had all been criminally insane, then that would mean he would also have to be criminally insane. The first guy counters with, "Yes, but, then I would be a (opposite party).
I'm confused......if they were mexican eggs, would that mean they were laid in mexico? If the eggs came from Mexico but hatched in the USA, would the hatchlings be citizens of the U.S.? Then the guys wouldn't be "Mexicans" at all.....
Oops...I might have just made this political. You can delete this post if needed....:-P
