Definitions, (a bit o help)

You probably have been lying awake at night wondering just why baby diapers have brand names such as "Luvs", "Huggies," and "Pampers', while undergarments for old people are called "Depends".
Well, here is the low down on the whole thing ---
- When babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna Luv'em, Hug'em and Pamper' em.
- When old people crap in their pants, it "Depends" on who's in the
will!