It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue.
He arrived at the door and rang the bell. "Oh, come on in" said Peggy Sue's mom. " Have a seat in the living room. Would you like a drink" "Iced tea please." Fred said. Mom brought in the ised tea. "So what are you and Peggy Sue planning to do tonight?" she asked.
"Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite at the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach.
"Peggy likes to screw you know" mom informed him. "Really" Fred replied eyebrows raised.
"Oh yes," the mother continued, "When she goes out with her friends they all do!"
"Is that so?" asked Fred, increduously. "Yes" said the mother. "As a matter of fact she'd screw all night if we let her."
"Well thanks for the tip" Fred said as he began to think about alternate plans for the evening.
A moment later Peggy Sue came down the stairs pretty as a picture.
"Have fun kids" the mother sais as they left.
Half an hour later, a completely dishevelled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her.
"The Twist Mom" she angrily yelled to her mother in the kitchen. "The bloddy dance is called the Twist!"
Cheers
Graham
Good one!