So I'm searching online ads for some ideas because I need to come up with something to post looking for a PLS in an adjacent state satisfy my Napoleon-like need for geographic expansion and I came across this gem:
The successful candidate will manage/perform design related surveying projects using relevant office software, modeling and CADD technology. Projects may include boundary, topographical, construction, control networking and high definition surveys. The Licensed Surveyor is expected to perform calculations using surveying formulas and skills and/or utilizes computers in order to solve problems. Ongoing communication with the Division Manager, clients, staff and internal design team is essential.
I sure would look forward to going to work every day and "using relevant office software to perform calculations using surveying formulas and skills".
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"must be familiar with keyboarding"
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So I'm searching online ads for some ideas because I need to come up with something to post looking for a PLS in an adjacent state satisfy my Napoleon-like need for geographic expansion and I came across this gem:
The successful candidate will manage/perform design related surveying projects using relevant office software, modeling and CADD technology. Projects may include boundary, topographical, construction, control networking and high definition surveys. The Licensed Surveyor is expected to perform calculations using surveying formulas and skills and/or utilizes computers in order to solve problems. Ongoing communication with the Division Manager, clients, staff and internal design team is essential.
I sure would look forward to going to work every day and "using relevant office software to perform calculations using surveying formulas and skills".
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Looks like someone in HR Visited the DOL WEBSITE or something....
Or something.....
Didn't you ask for 5 years of field experience and 3 years of C3D for your entry level personnel?
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The successful candidate will manage/perform...
It's pretty rare to find someone who can both manage a project, as well as perform the project, at the same time. Usually they can do one, but not the other.
Projects may include boundary, topographical, construction, control networking and high definition surveys.
It's even more rare to find someone who can both manage and perform all of those types of projects at a high level of competence.
Ongoing communication with the Division Manager, clients, staff and internal design team is essential.
Translation: "You're going to be spending more time in meetings and giving status updates than you will spend on actual project-related work."
I sure would look forward to going to work every day and "using relevant office software to perform calculations using surveying formulas and skills".
You should respond to the ad and say "There's a remote possibility that I may be somewhat qualified in a variety of the skills that you may or may not be looking for".
Looks like someone in HR Visited the DOL WEBSITE or something....
The fun part is I'm interviewing candidates for a HR Manager position this week as well....
Those people live in an alternate universe.
"What is your spirit animal?"
"Whaaat?"
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"What is your spirit animal?"
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"Please ask a question that requires an IQ higher than a shoe size."
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Wanted: Survey Party Chief. Must be highly proficient with Trimble, Leica, Topcon, Carlson, and Microsurvey field software. Must be experienced in boundary, topographic, and geodetic control surveys, as well as high definition scanning and dimensional control. Must be proficient in Autodesk Civil3D and Microsoft Office. Must be willing to travel and/or relocate as necessary. Starting salary $12/hr.
The fun part is I'm interviewing candidates for a HR Manager position this week as well....
Trolls need jobs too.
@brad-ott To be fair, the "clown show" portion of the job is only about 1/3 of the HR Managers job description.
