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“Splain something to me”
I have paraphrased and shortened this a bit.
I just got off the phone with someone who I got a bit terse with. It was concerning a survey I did back in 2004 with my other survey company that I allowed to die a most inglorious death. Work had dried up so bad that if I did not do something I was gonna have to take my clothes off for money and dumpster dive for food scraps to survive. Anyway I let that company die and 10 years later I began my second life which is where I find myself on this cool sunny Saturday morning. Surprisingly, I have kept the same phone numbers.
I got a call from someone who needed some survey work. You know the usual crap, need to find my corners and put up a fence.
Me: Ask if he ever had a survey done on his property and he proudly claims YES, I have.
I ask if he has contacted the other surveyor and he says; “That’s why I am calling you, you did it”.
Ok, so where is this property that I surveyed, and he tells me so I look it up. Sure enough a recorded survey from me. Now in the interest of full disclosure, all my old records are gone. Gone like a fart in a hurricane and all I have are what is recorded in the county records. Don’t ask for the details on this.
So anywho, This jackwagon wants to know where his corners and lines are. And here is the clincher, he is not the person I did the survey for. He is the third landowner since I did the original survey. The fella I originally did it for died a long time ago and here this jackwagon is, calling me acting like he actually spent his own money to have a survey done. He got quite rude when I told him that I did the survey for someone else and he is the 3rd person to own the property since I originally surveyed it and I would have to do it again since so much time has passed and other people have moved in and built around him. Oh…the wailing and gnashing of teeth that elicited. He got downright indignant that he “was not gonna pay for another survey” at which point I informed him that “sir, you have not paid for one to begin with”. At which point he demanded that I come out for a great discount and show him the corners and mark the lines.
Jackwagon:”I need you to come out and show me the corners and mark the lines”.
Me: I will have to perform a full survey and that is probably gonna run around $3500. I will work up a proper estimate and it send to you for approval. We collect 50% up front with the balance due at completion.
So……………that ended well.
Why is it that these jerks think that a survey done long ago for someone else is a perpetual warranty for future work for free?
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