I've done alot of learning.

[holy-cow]

I bet you mean something like “Do not hold the bagel in your hand when trying to slice it open.”
And hearing snap, crackle and pop just means you stood up, not that breakfast is ready.
Resting you head on a textbook does not result in learning by osmosis.
You are more likely to witness 0 to 250 in under four seconds near your bathroom scales than at a drag strip.
Should you ever need to set a monument on the Arkansas/Texas border, you will be admonished by a Texas chipmunk if you do not take at least 800 words to describe said monument on your plat.
Gettin’ paden cash is a treat, and a rarity.
That Serutan spelled backwards is natures and Tums spelled backwards is smut.

[Mark Mayer]

Good judgement comes with experience. A lot of experience comes from bad judgement.

[Tom Adams]

Holy Cow, post: 350669, member: 50 wrote: Resting you head on a textbook does not result in learning by osmosis.

What if you learn that lesson by resting your head on a textbook….then did you actually learn something by osmosis? But if you learned it, then you were wrong. So how does that work?

[holy-cow]

The shortest distance between two points is the least likely path to follow between them.